Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Donald ‘Zekes’ Phipps charged!-October 19, 2004

A brief rest before the last cavity search










Apparently my notion that Zekes would be a strong candidate for the next mayor of Kingston was wrong! I contemplated this since he seemed to have more control and say over what happens in certain areas of the downtown community, more so than the relevant bumbling authorities. Finally some dirt has been found on this area don who has been the axis of shady attention in Mathews Lane, Kingston for over four years.

Mr. Zekes rose to popularity in 1998 when he was shackled and jailed for 48 hours by the police, and in retaliation the entire downtown area was ‘locked’ by irate residents- road blocks, burning debris, women jumping up and down in the streets with only their bras and neon colored tights on, and other well known 7 o’clock news eye candy. Our very own law enforcement also clashed with gunmen during this time, astonished by the power and charisma that this one man wielded.

Zekes was also called upon to squelch the violence between rival gunmen of Mathews Lane and Tivoli Gardens in recent weeks, forcing merchants in downtown to close their businesses. Thus showing his aptitude for vagrant control and order…something our tax hungry, Mitsubishi Pajero driving, fat cats lack the ability to do.

Zekes was officially charged on October 16, 2004 with the illegal possession of ammunition and possession of and dealing in Ganja. He was also found with US$43,000 and JA$6.4 Million! That sneaky bastard! On being detained, he is said to have remained calm and ‘instructed’ the community not to obstruct the course of the law. Boy, what a leader. I can only hope for his sake, that this pint-sized man has the same power and say in what goes on with the undertakings of his rare end when he is sent to prison. What goes around comes around huh? Memories of HBO’s “Oz” anyone?

Jim Screechy

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