Dear Portia,We've all been victims of the mindset caused by fairytale books during childhood. We should probably believe that because of your rough upbringing and lack of 'the finer things in life' due to your childhood poverty, that you would have been void of such a mindset- but obviously not.
Errald Miller, your husband, sadly, is ugly. There's no kiss in the world even from the lips of one who does the bidding of God, that shall change him from a purple, spotted, CWJ employee, to a handsome and slender prince. He's always been ugly and will continue to be so until he has been seen the bottom of a vehicles tire, trying to cross the road, after hopping out of a nearby water source.
Toad-like resemblances and having a boatload of money doesn't necessarily mean that a man is attractive. Then again, when you think about it, if both individuals in a relationship have similar disguised aesthetic 'qualities'- you and your infamous wig and Errald and his unassuming face of success, then maybe, just maybe you where both made for each other...
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