Portia Sends Subliminal Message to The Country

Thanks to one of my minions for making me aware of this picture in the Observer.

During some debate the other day Sista P was photographed doodling on a piece of paper. What many aren't aware of is that this was an actual planned subliminal message leaked to the public about her true feelings on the Trafigura incident. As the leader of any country, it's recommended, as well as being standard procedure, to back and defend members of your team that have dealt in shady or immoral negotiations. To do otherwise would mean to cause ill-will to your party and not have ‘backatives’ when you ass is also on the line and being speculated as to why you have to keep purchasing a spanking brand new Mitsubishi Pajero, each year, when you really don't need one.

The doodles are easily deciphered by persons keen on subliminal messages. Since I've had the pleasure of seeing many of my male friends get subliminal messages given to them by females totally un-interested in their advances, watched all the “Indiana Jones” movies and predicted my grade 6 teachers demise after using a Ouija board, I think it makes me a master in decoding anything.

The man drawn is clearly Colin Campbell, based on the "V" shaped receding hairline. Who else would she be drawing? There isn’t a bigger upset going on in her life- other than her husband’s capabilities in the bedroom- and the picture is obviously not representative of him. For this to be Errald Miller the doodle would need vast amounts of body fat located in the mid section and a frog like appearance with supporting pizza face.

The two cups/ mugs/ glasses/ represent the solidification of a deal. When persons/organisations made less than desirable deals in the 17th century, a deal was bonded by the drinking of an alcoholic beverage. Nowadays with the introduction of paperwork and the paper trails they leave, this tradition is more relevant and necessary.

The triangle makes reference to a standard black-magic symbol called the "Uthurak". The symbol is used in black- magic as a placeholder for the infamous "666" symbol. Each corner represents three countries, each with 6 members dedicated to doing the bidding of the dark lord, Mufasatinoram. Based on the local political atmospher, we all know that Jamaica is one of these countries and one of the members in the league is undoubtedly Omar Davies.

Portia has made it common knowledge that she has rooted herself as a vessel of the almighty lord. She does ‘HIS’ bidding and is incapable of backing any unchristian like conduct 100%- hence her 'leaked' picture to the public- it is the result of the clash betwee her consciousness bothering her and her role as a political leader. Unfortunately she has made it her mission to merge church and state-a bold move, but any one knowing of history past surely knows of all the circumstances and moments that such a move has sunken nations into oblivion.

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