Friday, January 19, 2007

"Ahhh...so can we make buggery legal now?"

Attorney -General A.J Nicholson is foaming at the mouth and perhaps other orifices over Governments hesitancy to decriminalize buggery. During parliamentary deliberations Senator spewed forth statements depicting his burning passion to no longer live in fear of being prosecuted for a life, some say is secret. "There is no intention, whatever, that any section or provision of the Buggery Act is to be amended. Period! " based on reports within the parliament many were shocked with such a statement. Nicholson was said to be near the point of tears as he passionately argued his views on why the act should be seen as an alternative to females.

"The days of Sodom and Gomorrah are long gone, but many nowadays still have these and only these urges as the only way to copulate! And whilst we're on the subject of decriminalizing buggery, we should make same sex marriages legal to! Let a man and my man...I mean another man be together if they want...or a woman and a woman, whatever the case may be!"

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

what the hell a gwaan a yard! Mi live ya and mi feel like a stranger

legalize wah! - yuh mussi want riot

Anonymous said...

Get your facts straight. The following link to the actual news article suggests that AJN is opposed to legalizing buggery.

http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20070118/lead/lead3.html

Jim Screechy said...

Ahh..yes, let's get together the masses and go hunting the rainbow coalition...down with them bottom lovers...

Jim Screechy said...

Oh no, I've been ousted as a satirical, idiotic fake news man! Boy I sure wish I had a disclaimer on the top right hand corner of my main page to notify people...:-D

Anonymous said...

Screechy, I was shocked (until anon shed some light)cuz I know that didn't sound like AJN. Was wondering how comes that news passed me by.

Jim Screechy said...

Thank you Anon for shedding thy light onto Gela. :-D

Anonymous said...

tell me now that u r getting crazy i have lived here for 15 years and i definetly know that if that DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! happen in Jamaica the murder rate will definetly be higher than ever cause the men now a days not puting up with those foolishness after the ALMIGHTY GOD did NOT made two man in edan HE made A MALE AND A FEMALE NOT!!!!!!!! A MALE AND A MALE NOR!!!! AFEMALE AND A FEMALE SO PLEASE DU ERASE THAT NONSENSE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!! FORGET IT.

Jim Screechy said...

Amanda:

Such passion...

I hope it dare not happen!!!! in Jamaica too!!! we should no not put up such foolishness, madness!!! what is are those gays thinking!!