"Ahhh...so can we make buggery legal now?"

Attorney -General A.J Nicholson is foaming at the mouth and perhaps other orifices over Governments hesitancy to decriminalize buggery. During parliamentary deliberations Senator spewed forth statements depicting his burning passion to no longer live in fear of being prosecuted for a life, some say is secret. "There is no intention, whatever, that any section or provision of the Buggery Act is to be amended. Period! " based on reports within the parliament many were shocked with such a statement. Nicholson was said to be near the point of tears as he passionately argued his views on why the act should be seen as an alternative to females.

"The days of Sodom and Gomorrah are long gone, but many nowadays still have these and only these urges as the only way to copulate! And whilst we're on the subject of decriminalizing buggery, we should make same sex marriages legal to! Let a man and my man...I mean another man be together if they want...or a woman and a woman, whatever the case may be!"