Monday, January 15, 2007

"No More Rum Bars for Police!" says Portia


Sista P has warned the police to immediately cease and desist the daily stops at the local rum bar. The afternoon stops, a staple for many young, wayward and inept policemen, facilitate the leaking of secret operational plans that are to take place in the future.

"It's because of these ungodly acts of alcohol consumption on the job why there is so much crime in the western end of the island! The police are blabbing secrets to their rum buddy's or to ease droppers set up by the criminal ring to listen out for tips in rum bars, knowing full well that one or two squaddies will pass through and have a drink!"

Highlighting the recent investigation into corrupt cops, it's been duly noted that corruption or thoughts thereof first start at the local rum bar where rookie cops, stopping for refreshment, get lured into the underworld of crime and money. Rum Bars are where most drug lords or 'top shottaz' stop to show off their money and bling to the local bar rats/hoochies.

Reports show that whilst in the bar, police of different moral caliber are often put to shame and jeered as they're only capable of affording a soda or sky juice to quench their thirst while those above the law, who don't do half of the social work they do or receive the daily sun pelting and bus fumes, are able to afford say a ice cold Tropical Rhythms or fancy Northern American refreshment.

Rum Bars as Sista P states are a, "...Pot of Evil. Facilitating corruption of our policemen who are more than satisfied with their paltry government wages and facilities."